For her Economics 301 course, Amanda had
to come up with a way of making money off useless males ... well, if
not something that would make money, something that would have some
positive social benefit besides just offing the males.
came up with was especially fun and creative. She suggested adapting
one of the rides at the old summer arcade — the parachute drop. Instead
of a parachute, riders would mount the erect penises of useless males.
To make sure their penises are at attention, they are injected with
are harnessed under the arms and noosed around the neck. After he is
mounted, the male is raised twenty to thirty feet into the air, the
rope holding the harness and noose are given about twenty feet of slack
— with the harness given a couple more feet.
the noose snaps tight and the male is hanged ... the rider gets the
males' hard cock shoved hard inside ... and gets to enjoy the male's
death throes ... if the head is still attached ... or the spray of blood
and other excitement as the head pops off.
professor was so impressed with the idea, she arranged for the arcade
to let her try. Male leather workers were employed to design and craft
the harnesses, and the school's football coach was happy to donate
several hundred wash-outs for experiments.
were very successful and the ride was patented and will be open around
the country next summer. I hope you help the efforts to cull the surplus
male population — take a ride ... several ... soon!
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