Christmas Cookies --
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Ingredients:
  • 6 c. wheat flour
  • 1 c. brown sugar, packed
  • 1 c. granulated sugar
  • 2 c. melted male butt fat
  • 1½ c. powdered male frontal skull bones*
  • 25 powdered right quadrant male molars*
  • 2 Tbs. male brown shoulder fat
  • 3 c. diced male cocks
  • 50 male nipples
  • 50 male boysters (testicles), sliced
 
Nutritional Information: per 6 average cookies:
  • Protein: 25 grams
  • Total fat: 40 grams
    • Saturated, 73% 
    • PolyUnsaturated, 22% 
  • Carbohydrates: 50 grams
  • Calcium: 60 grams
  • Calories: 220
  • Fiber: less than 2 grams if bleached flour used, 6 grams if whole wheat flour used
  • Vitamins and minerals: less than 2% all RDA
In a large mixing bowl, cream together sugars, butt fat, powdered skull bone, molars, and diced cocks. Blend till a lumpy mixture; do not over mix. Slowly stir in wheat flour until mixture is stiff; depending on moisture content of flour, this will be 6 cups, give or take.

Heat oven(s) to 325 and grease cookie sheets with brown shoulder fat. Drop one rounded teaspoon of cocko mixture onto greased cookie sheets, leaving about 2 inches betwen each for spreading.

Bake for five minutes, or until spread; remove from oven and place nipple or boyster slice on top of each cookie. Put back in oven and bake for another five to seven minutes, or until outside is nice and crispy and insides are chewy. Cool on outstretched male arms for ten to twelve minutes before removing from cookie sheets.

Recipe makes approximately 200 cookies.

WARNING: Do not allow males to sample cookies as they are too rich for their primitive digestive systems.

Enjoy!

This recipe was shared with us by the Goddess Hera who informs Us that She will be serving them at Her newly renovated shrine at Delphi in the old Greek Region. The temple is just nearing completion. Attendance at the opening day ceremony is by invitation only. Sorry, Ladies.

Keep those terrific male recipes coming!

Ms Farmer, Dessert editor